👉 Ah, the 'gifts body enhancing protective liquid' - a fancy name for a product that sounds like a magical potion from a sci-fi movie, but instead of saving you from the apocalypse, it's just another fancy way of saying it's a highly questionable, possibly harmful concoction designed to make your body glow like a neon sign in the dark. Imagine a scene where a disgruntled celebrity, after getting their face smashed in a reality TV brawl, decides to spray this liquid onto their body as a last resort: "I'm gonna glow like a disco ball, but only if the people watching can't see the tears in my eyes." Voilà, a humorous yet unsettling example of how even the most innocuous-sounding words can lead to a rather dark narrative!
